Well, We Now Know That Florida Has At Least One Moron

Posted by on July 21, 2017 9:41 am
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Florida Man Calls Cops to Report Missing Cocaine.

David Blackmon, 35, of Fort Walton Beach, Florida, placed a call to police Sunday morning to report $50 cash and his stash of cocaine missing from his car. Blackmon allegedly told police he was a drug dealer and that someone broke into his car to steal the cash and the quarter-ounce of cocaine.

The responding deputy allegedly found the cocaine in the same spot next to a crack rock, along with a crack pipe, on the floor of the driver’s seat, according to the statement. Police arrested Blackmon and charged him with a felony count of cocaine possession, resisting an officer without violence, and possessing drug paraphernalia.

5 responses to Well, We Now Know That Florida Has At Least One Moron

  1. Jeanne July 22nd, 2017 at 1:32 pm

    Central Florida has some real crazy people. It’s not the first time I’ve heard that. Glad I live over a 100 miles from them.


  2. Coyote July 21st, 2017 at 3:50 pm

    Stupid is, as stuid does – Forrest Gump


  3. Grouch July 21st, 2017 at 2:25 pm

    I guess he thought BO was still in office and he wouldn’t be charged.


  4. Oren July 21st, 2017 at 11:48 am

    If we could just get more of these jerks to do the same. Maybe we could make a dent in the drug problem.


  5. JP in MT July 21st, 2017 at 9:45 am

    It’s still in the same catatgory as the lady who called 911 that her fries were cold.

    Part of me really would like to know what these people’s thought process looks like. What do they think 911 is for?


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