Well, We Now Know That Florida Has At Least One Moron
David Blackmon, 35, of Fort Walton Beach, Florida, placed a call to police Sunday morning to report $50 cash and his stash of cocaine missing from his car. Blackmon allegedly told police he was a drug dealer and that someone broke into his car to steal the cash and the quarter-ounce of cocaine.
The responding deputy allegedly found the cocaine in the same spot next to a crack rock, along with a crack pipe, on the floor of the driver’s seat, according to the statement. Police arrested Blackmon and charged him with a felony count of cocaine possession, resisting an officer without violence, and possessing drug paraphernalia.